- Here's the holiday schedule for Monday's observation of Martin Luther
King Jr.'s birthday,
when the following will be closed: * Governmental... - History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion -
i.e., none to speak of. -- Lazarus... - How do you like the new America? We've cut the fat out of the
government,
and more recently the heart and brain (the backbone... - Howard Cosell's biggest protrusion is his asshole
-
John... - Hugh Hefner is a
virgin... - I am an atheist,
thank God... - I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it
once was .
an arctic wilderness -- Steve... - I came; I saw;
I fucked... - I have a funny daddy
Who goes in and out with me
And everything that baby does
Daddy's sure to see,
And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to... - I love this fucking University,
and this University loves fucking me...
