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Here's the holiday schedule for Monday's observation of Martin Luther King Jr.
's birthday, when the following will be closed...
History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion -- i.
e., none to speak of. -- Lazarus Long...
How do you like the new America? We've cut the fat out of the government, and more recently the heart and brain (the backbone was gone some time ago).
All we seem to have left now is muscle. We'...
Howard Cosell's biggest protrusion is his asshole -- John Valby
Hugh Hefner is a virgin.
I am an atheist, thank God!
I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was .
.. an arctic wilderness -- Steve Marti...
I came; I saw; I fucked up
I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy'...
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