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• College is like a woman -- you work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
• Krusty: Get out! Don't come back 'til you fix "Itchy & Scratchy"!
  [Myers walks out, slamming Krusty's office door so hard that it comes of the hinges, shattering the window....
• If hard work is so good for you, how come the rich don't keep it all for themselves?
  -- Jamaican saying...
• There's a lesson that I need to remember When everything is falling apart In life
  just like in loving There's such a thing as trying to hard You've gotta sing Like you don't need the money Love like you'll never get hurt You've gotta dance Like nobody's watching It's gotta come from the heart If you want it to work....
• Nothing is hard work if you have the ability to get others to do it for you.
• I had a general anesthetic. That's so weird. You go to sleep in one room, then you wake up four hours later in a totally different room.
  Just like college. -- Ross Shafe...
• As you wish, so be it.
• You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
  You may have to work for it, however. -- Richard Bach, Illusions [1977]...