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Best Fortunes
- I've had one child. My husband wants to have another.
I'd like to
watch him have another...
- If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.
If this doesn't
work, use the other side of the brush...
- If all these sweet young things were laid end-to-end,
I wouldn't be a
bit surprised.
-- Dorothy...
- If anyone wants to trade a couple of centrally located,
well-cushioned
showgirls for an eroded slope 90 minutes...
- If clear thinking created sparks, we could safely store dynamite in
James Watt's office.
Wayne Shannon, KRON...
- If God had wanted us to use the metric system,
Jesus would have had 10
apostles...
- If guns are outlawed,
how will we shoot the liberals...
- If Helen Keller is alone in a forest and falls,
does she make a sound...
- If men could get pregnant,
abortion would be a sacrament...
- If Reagan is the answer,
it must have been a VERY silly question...
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