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• Claude believed that only smart attractive people had the right to fuck, and it sincerely hurt him when he discovered evidence to the contrary.
  -- Tom Robbi...
• When people in north London received a telephone call from an engineer saying that there was a fault on the line, they believed him.
  He said that the fault could be put right if the receiver was dunked in a bucket of water....
• Woven baskets characterized by a particular distinctive pattern have previously been found only in the immediate vicinity of the prehistoric village of Palea and therefore were believed to have been unique to the Palean people.
  Recently, however, archaeologists discovered such a 'Palean' basket in Lithos, an ancient village across the BrimRiver from Palea....
• Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not.
  Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has a beginning and an end....
• I can see him a'comin' With his big boots on, With his big thumb out, He wants to get me.
  He wants to hurt me. He wants to bring me down. But some time later, When I feel a little straighter, I'll come across a stranger Who'll remind me of the danger, And then....
• The Worst Jury A murder trial at Manitoba in February 1978 was well advanced, when one juror revealed that he was completely deaf and did not have the remotest clue what was happening.
  The judge, Mr. Justice Solomon, asked him if he had heard any evidence at all and, when there was no reply, dismissed him....
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that.
  We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love....