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• Be prepared... that's the Boy Scout's solemn creed.
  Be prepared... to be clean in word and deed. Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice, Unless you get a good percentage of her price ....
• Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice, Unless you get a good percentage of her price.
  .. -- Tom Lehre...
• Be Prepared Boy Scout Motto
• Whores solicit. Solicitors ...? Agents get a percentage!
• Panic is never encountered by a Scout who's prepared.
• Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor. -- Ogden Nash
• Are you prepared to defend yourself?
• Be prepared, be sharp, be careful, and use the King's English well.
  And you can forget all the [other rules] unless you remember one more...
• At the retirement center for senior citizens, Wrinkle City, if everyone happens to smile at once it's automatically declared Halloween.
  The residents are so elderly it's considered a good deed for a Boy Scout to help an old lady cross her legs....