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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Wanna tell you all a story 'bout a man named Jed, A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
  But then one day he was shootin' at some food, When up through the ground come a bubblin' crude -- oil, that i...
• A lanky Texan was mad because Texas had just become the second largest state in the Union, so he made up his mind to move to Alaska.
  He drove for three days and three nights to get there and finally he came to what looked like the state line....
• Anything else, sir?" asked the attentive bellhop, trying his best to make the lady and gentleman comfortable in their penthouse suite in the posh hotel.
  "No. No, thank you," replied the gentleman. "Anything for your wife, sir?...
• The eyes of Texas are upon you, All the livelong day
  The eyes of Texas are upon you, You cannot get away...
• Old Ladies Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette.
  It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke....
• The honeymooning couple agreed it was a fine day for horseback riding.
  After a mile or so, the bride's mount cantered under a low tree and a branch scraped her forehead lightly....
• If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell. -- Gen. Philip Sherida
• Ice Cream man: [driving past in his truck] I'm all out of ice cream!
  [to Bart and Lisa] It's true, you know....