- What do you call a woman with no arms or legs who likes to give blow jobs
Hedy... - What's WASP foreplay
An engagement ring... - What does a Valley Girl say when she goes down on an African-American
Gag me with a coon!... - If Tarzan and Jane were Puerto Rican, what would cheetah be
Pregnant... - How many people does it take to bury an Italian?
Two
There're only two handles on a garbage can... - What's the worst thing about having a colostomy
Finding shoes to match the bag... - Roses are red, violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic and so am I... - Hooker: "You've got twenty bucks and I've got the time
Pole: "Thanks, but I already have a watch... - Why do African-American women make such good housekeepers
Built-in Brillo pads... - What do you call a person who can't walk through a pasture without getting shit all over their shoes
An incowpoop...
