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• What do you call a Purto Rican with no arms? Trustworthy Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
  Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can....
• What do Mexicans call K-Mart shopping carts? Baby buggies.
• How do you fit forty-seven Puerto Ricans in a Volkswagen? Use a blender.
• What's a Puerto Rican limousine? A garbage truck with Mercedes hubcaps.
• If Tarzan and Jane were Puerto Rican, what would cheetah be? Pregnant.
• Jewish Jokes What bites but doesn't swallow? A Jewish girl.
  Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Jews found the same penny....
• Q: How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm? A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.
• Q: How do you make a kleenex dance? A: Blow a little boogie into it.
• Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? A
  Because spray paint wasn't invented `till 1949....