- Seen the Canadian bumper sticker?
It says
I'd Rather Be Driving!... - What do you call an African-American woman's tits
Jigaboobs... - Hear they had to ban "the wave" from Cleveland Stadium
Too many Poles were drowning... - Did you hear that Bush sent Quayle to the earthquake's epicenter
He cabled back, "Having a great time at Disney World... - Hear the one about the deaf mute
Neither did he... - Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to eat by candlelight
Shut up or I'll scrape the wax out of the other ear... - What was the gay rapist charged with
Homo-cide... - Wow did Dolly parton get two black eyes
She went jogging and forgot to wear a bra... - Hear about the horny guy who ordered two martinis?
he drank one and poured the other on his hand
because he wanted to get his date drunk... - My dildo can do anything a man can do," the dyke sneered
Let's see your dildo get up and order a round of drinks...
