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• Where you stand on an issue depends on where you sit.
• Short and (not so) Sweet How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
  Both of them. Why don't women blink during foreplay?...
• What do women want? Shoes.
• Pilots are just plane people...
• I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think.
• What do you get when you sit on a fat person? Thyroids.
• On the wall of the women's restroom in the Enterprise: "Where no man has gone before.
• What's the difference between American pilots and Iraqi pilots?
  American pilots break ground and fly into the wind....
• What's the difference between American Pilots and Iraqi Pilots?
  American pilots break ground and fly into the wind....