What Do You Get When You Sit On A Fat Person? Thyroids.
What do you get when you sit on a fat person?
Doggy Definitions LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your people where you want them to go.
DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room....
Q: What do you call a fat Chinese girl? A: A chunk.
Q: What do you call a fat Chinaman? A: A chunk.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a snake? Ince
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a homosexual? A megasoreass.
What do you get when you screw a leper? A piece of ass.
What do you get when you fall in love? BILLS!!!
A good friend is a gift. 1. In kindergarten, your idea of a good friend was the one who let you have the red crayon, when all that was left was the ugly black one.
2. In first grade your idea of a good friend was the person who went to the bathroom with you and held your hand as you walked through the scary halls....