Q: What Is Quayle-o-phobia? A: The Fear Of Natural Logarithms.
Q: What is Quayle-o-phobia?
A: The fear of natural logarithms.
(Hint: Quayle and the letter "e" made news.)
Q: What did Dan Quayle say when Marilyn Quayle blew in his ear? A: Thanks for the refill, Honey!
Q: Did you hear what Mickey Mouse got for his 60th birthday? A: A Dan Quayle watch.
Q: What do Marion Barry and Marilyn Quayle have in common? A: They both blow a little dope.
From the New York Times: Q: What were Dan Quayle's three hardest years? A: Second grade.
Q: What did Marilyn Quayle say to her husband immediately after sex?
A: You really are no Jack Kennedy....
Q: What's the difference between Dan Quayle and Jane Fonda? A: Fonda spent more time in 'Nam.
Lumberjacks make good musicians because of their natural logarithms.