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Science Humor
- We use epsilons and deltas in mathematics because mathematicians
tend
to make errors...
- What's big, grey, and proves the uncountability of the reals?
Cantor's Diagonal Elephant!
How can you tell that...
- The Stanford Linear Accelerator Center was known as SLAC,
until the
big earthquake, when it became known as SPLAC...
- Q: How many topologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It really doesn't matter, since they'd rather knot...
- A mathematician decides he wants to learn more about practical
problems.
He sees a seminar with a nice title: "The Theory of...
- A group of scientists were doing an investigation into problem-solving
techniques,
and constructed an experiment involving a physicist...
- Professor Dirac, a famous Applied Mathematician-Physicist,
had a horse
shoe over his desk. One day a student...
- First of all let me make it clear that I have nothing against
contravariant functors.
Some of my best friends are cohomology
theories! But...
- Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?
Because he read the instructions on the shampoo bottle,
"Lather,
rinse, repeat."
Why did the calculus student...
- Here are some phrases used to remember SIN, COS, and TAN.
(SIN = Opposite/Hypotenuse, COS = Adjacent/H, TAN =...
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