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Nuns
- Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap";
the second one
replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
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- Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come
this way before";
the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
(Author...
- Mother superior at the grocery: "I would like to have 120 bananas for the
convent."
Salesman:
"If you buy such a large quantity, it is more economic...
- Choirboy 1: Hi! I have to go to confession today, and I'm a bit worried.
You know this priest a long time already. What would...
- Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you walk through town at night,
and you're
accosted by a man with...
- A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent.
She says,
"Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks...
- Two nuns are walking down an alley at night. Two guys jump out and start
raping them.
The first nun looks to heaven and says, "Forgive them...
- A group of people are touring the White House in Washington D.C.
As the tour ends, they are waiting in line to sign...
- It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to
ask for the weekend off.
They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally...
- The nuns at the local convent had their daily annoucement session.
The mother superior walked out in front of the 100...
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