Two Nuns In A Bath. The First One Says "Where's The Soap
Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one
replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
(Author: Jerome K Maule McKean http://dreamfrequency.com/jokes.html)
Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before
he second one replies "Must be the cobbles" (Autho...
Two nuns are walking down an alley at night. Two guys jump out and start raping them.
The first nun looks to heaven and says, "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they're doing....
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude....
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Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the othe
"I've never come this way before." Other says: "Neither have I. It's probably the cobbles....
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he wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!...
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.
Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do....
Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
There are three people in a pub. Two of them are talking to each other.
They seem to be brooding. So they ask each other why they are brooding....