Two nuns are walking down an alley at night. Two guys jump out and start
raping them.
The first nun looks to heaven and says, "Forgive them Father, for they know
not what they're doing." The second nun looks up and says, "This one does!"
raping them.
The first nun looks to heaven and says, "Forgive them Father, for they know
not what they're doing." The second nun looks up and says, "This one does!"
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