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  They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
• Three nuns (a good nun a pretty good nun, and a bad nun) die and are standing in front of the gates of heaven and there they meet St.
  Peter. St. Peter looks at the first one and says, "You have been a good nun all your life but there are rules, and to pass into heaven you must be able to answer my question....
• Three nuns are walking down the street, when a man jumps out and flashes them.
  The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, the third one didn't touch him....
• New Rating System Two cowboys were leaning up against the rail at their favorite bar.
  .. They're tired and worn out from a long day. Havin' a couple of longnecks, just relaxin' and talkin', watchin' the women go by....
• Two lawyers are walking down the street and they see a beautiful woman walking towards them.
  The first lawyer says, "See that woman, boy would I love to screw her....
• Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven.
  At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells....
• Three nuns die and go to heaven, at the pearly gates they are confronted by Saint Peter who says "Well girls before you can get into heaven you must answer a question.
  Saint Peter asks the first nun, "Who was the first man on earth?...