This raggedy-assed old nun was walking home from the convent one day, when this man jumps out from the bushes and has his way.
Then the man sayeth unto her saying, "What will you tell the Holy Fa...
Did you hear the one about the man who opened a dry-cleaning business next door to the convent?
He knocked on the door and asked the Mother Superior if she had any dirty habits....
Three nuns are walking down the street, when a man jumps out and flashes them.
The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, the third one didn't touch him....
There was this Irish nun sitting on the curb, sipping a bottle o' stout and obviously drunk out of her mind.
The town constable walked up to her and said, "Sure, now sister Colleen, and why'd ya be...
A priest decides to pay a visit to a nearby convent.
The convent is in a run-down neighborhood, and as the priest walks down the street several prostitutes approach and proposition him....
A nun is driving her (well, the convent's) car through some very lonely countryside.
The car stops and she notices there is no petrol left....
During a blizzard, a parishinor of a Milwaukee parish was in a bad accident near Green Bay.
A group on nuns are travelling in a car when it has a flat tire.
They get out and try to change it, but being rather unworldly do not know how to do it....