- This raggedy-assed old nun was walking home from the
convent one day, when this man jumps out from the bushes and has
Then the man sayeth unto her saying, "What will you tell the Holy
- Did you hear the one about the man who opened a dry-cleaning business
next door to the convent?
He knocked on the door and asked the Mother
Superior if she had any dirty habits....
- Three nuns are walking down the street, when a man jumps out and flashes them.
The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, the third one
didn't touch him....
- There was this Irish nun sitting on the curb, sipping a bottle o' stout
and obviously drunk out of her mind.
The town constable walked up to her
and said, "Sure, now sister Colleen, and why'd ya be...
- A priest decides to pay a visit to a nearby convent.
The convent is in a run-down neighborhood, and as
the priest walks down the street several prostitutes
approach and proposition him....
- A nun is driving her (well, the convent's) car through some very
The car stops and she notices there is no petrol
- During a blizzard, a parishinor of a Milwaukee parish was in a bad
accident near Green Bay.
- A group on nuns are travelling in a car when it has a flat tire.
get out and try to change it, but being rather unworldly do not know
how to do it....
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