- This raggedy-assed old nun was walking home from the
convent one day
when this man jumps out from the bushes and has his... - Did you hear the one about the man who opened a dry-cleaning business
next door to the convent
He knocked on the door and asked the Mother Superior... - Three nuns are walking down the street, when a man jumps out and flashes them
The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke... - There was this Irish nun sitting on the curb, sipping a bottle o' stout
and obviously drunk out of her mind
The town constable walked up to her and said, "Sure... - A priest decides to pay a visit to a nearby convent
The convent is in a run-down neighborhood, and as ... - A nun is driving her (well, the convent's) car through some very
lonely countryside
The car stops and she notices there is no petrol left... - Married To A Nun
I'm a married man but I have no fun
'cause I got married to a lady nun
'nd I can't even dare to say
what really happen' on the weddin' day
'nd then I said
I'll fool around ... - During a blizzard, a parishinor of a Milwaukee parish was in a bad
accident near Green Bay
The priest and nun from Milwaukee were driving up... - A group on nuns are travelling in a car when it has a flat tire
They get out and try to change it, but being rather... -
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