- Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven.
Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well... - The seven dwarfs are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city.
After a while they go to the Vatican and meet the pope... - A nun is undressing for a bath and while she's standing naked
there's a knock at the door.
The nun calls: "Who is it?" a voice answers: "A blind... - One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge fish for supper.
A man was walking by and said "Wow what a goddamn... - A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and
realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation
was about to die.
They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone... - Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven.
At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around... - A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway,
when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye... - Sister Catherine is asking all the Catholic school children in fourth
grade what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Sheila says: "When I grow up, I want to be... - A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver
she is very ill and wants to experience sex before she dies.
The bus driver agrees to accomodate her, but the nun... - This raggedy-assed old nun was walking home from the
convent one day,
when this man jumps out from the bushes and has his...
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