A group of people are touring the White House in Washington D.C.
As the tour ends, they are waiting in line to sign the visitors
register. A group of Nuns are in line to sign the book, followed
by a Jewish family with their young son Sheldon. As they near the
visitors registry, young Sheldon loses patience and runs ahead to
sign the book. However, his mother stops him and admonishes him
saying, "Wait till the nun signs Shelly!"
As the tour ends, they are waiting in line to sign the visitors
register. A group of Nuns are in line to sign the book, followed
by a Jewish family with their young son Sheldon. As they near the
visitors registry, young Sheldon loses patience and runs ahead to
sign the book. However, his mother stops him and admonishes him
saying, "Wait till the nun signs Shelly!"
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