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  A twelve year old said, "I want to be a prostitute....
• Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.
  Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do....
• Once there was a priest who was travelling quite some distance, so he stopped at a convent to seek lodging for the night.
  The nuns had an extra room, so they let the father come in and stay until morning....
• THE LAST THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY 1. Could our relationship be more physical?
  I'm tired of just being friends. 2. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way....
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• From: ijd@otter.hple.hp.com (Ian Dickinson) Subjec
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• Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you walk through town at night, and you're accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?
  Sister Maria: "I would lift my habit, mother Superior....
• The nuns at the local convent had their daily annoucement session.
  The mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious frown on her face....
• A nun joke in which not a single nun gets fucked (amazing isn't it?
  ): A pale-faced nun, apparently in shock, enters the office of the old mother superior and reports very shyly, almost blushing...