Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you walk through town at night, and you're
accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?"
Sister Maria: "I would lift my habit, mother Superior."
Mother Superior (shocked): "And what would you do next?"
Sister Maria: "I would tell him to drop his pants."
Mother Superior: (even more shocked) "And what then?"
Sister Maria: "I would run away. I can run much faster with my habit up than
he with his pants down."
accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?"
Sister Maria: "I would lift my habit, mother Superior."
Mother Superior (shocked): "And what would you do next?"
Sister Maria: "I would tell him to drop his pants."
Mother Superior: (even more shocked) "And what then?"
Sister Maria: "I would run away. I can run much faster with my habit up than
he with his pants down."
Related:
- Administrative note:
"All about Baseball" is reportedly just a slightly modified version
of an original piece about Cricke
from the Marybourne Cricket Club The White House is allegedly sending Dan Quayle to People's Republic of China to find out who is really in charge.... - One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge fish for supper.
A man was walking by and said "Wow what a goddamn fish!... - Everyday Miss Nun would ride from the convent into town to the market.
And as it happens one very persistent cop on a bike (Jan van der Merwe) would let her pull over to the side of the road and administer a drunken- ness test (breath-a-lyzer test) on Miss Nun.... - Martin Hanley (mph@praxis.co.uk)
Administrative note
"All about Baseball" is reportedly just a slightly modified version of an original piece about Cricket, from the Marybourne Cricket Club From wang@brauer.... - Once there was a priest who was travelling quite some distance, so he stopped
at a convent to seek lodging for the night.
The nuns had an extra room, so they let the father come in and stay until morning.... - Mother superior at the grocery: "I would like to have 120 bananas for the
convent.
Salesman: "If you buy such a large quantity, it is more economic to buy 144 of them.... - From: ijd@otter.hple.hp.com (Ian Dickinson)
Subjec
What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? Date... - Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and
generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his
table and starts decrying the evils of drink.
"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin!...
