- The Canonical List of Nun-Jokes:
1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have? A: None... - Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap
the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it" ... - Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come
this way before
the second one replies "Must be the cobbles" (Author... - Mother superior at the grocery: "I would like to have 120 bananas for the
convent
Salesman: "If you buy such a large quantity, it is... - Choirboy 1: Hi! I have to go to confession today, and I'm a bit worried
You know this priest a long time already. What would... - Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you walk through town at night
and you're accosted by a man with... - A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent
She says, "Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks... - Two nuns are walking down an alley at night. Two guys jump out and start
raping them
The first nun looks to heaven and says, "Forgive them... - A group of people are touring the White House in Washington D.C
As the tour ends, they are waiting in line to sign... - It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to
ask for the weekend off
They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally...
