- The Canonical List of Nun-Jokes:
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Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: None.... - Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap
he second one
replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
(Autho... - Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come
this way before
he second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
(Autho... - Mother superior at the grocery: "I would like to have 120 bananas for the
convent.
Salesman: "If you buy such a large quantity, it is more economic
to buy 144 of them.... - Choirboy 1: Hi! I have to go to confession today, and I'm a bit worried.
You know this priest a long time already.... - Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you walk through town at night, and you're
accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?
Sister Maria: "I would lift my habit, mothe... - A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent.
She says,
"Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her.... - Two nuns are walking down an alley at night. Two guys jump out and start
raping them.
The first nun looks to heaven and says, "Forgive them Father, for they know
not what they're doing.... - A group of people are touring the White House in Washington D.
C.
As the tour ends, they are waiting in line to sign the visitors
register.... - It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to
ask for the weekend off.
They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally
the priest agreed to let them leave the...
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