Two Nuns Cycling Down A Cobbled Street. The First One Says "I've Never Come This Way Before
Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come
this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
(Author: Jerome K Maule McKean http://dreamfrequency.com/jokes.html)
Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap
he second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it" (Autho...
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the othe
"I've never come this way before." Other says: "Neither have I. It's probably the cobbles....
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude....
Two nuns are walking down an alley at night. Two guys jump out and start raping them.
The first nun looks to heaven and says, "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they're doing....
Three nuns are walking down the street, when a man jumps out and flashes them.
The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, the third one didn't touch him....
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* You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. * Great groups from little icons grow....
Some Short Blonde Jokes: A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning
he wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!...
It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.
They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
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