A Priest Asks A Nun If He Can Walk Her Back To The Convent.
A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says,
"Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her.
She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."
It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.
They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
A guy gets on a bus and notices a nun sitting over in a corner.
Through her heavy head piece he just spots a glimmer of her face....
A nun is driving her (well, the convent's) car through some very lonely countryside.
The car stops and she notices there is no petrol left....
Why to not buy Madonna's Lingerie: 10> Far to thin to cost that much 9> Twisted guys wear it more often than girls 8> You don't want to buy that stuff from anyone wearing road pylons on her chest!
7> God knows where her hands have been... 6> God knows where SHE'S BEEN!...
Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven.
Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's penis," she said....
The math professor just accepted a new position at a university in another city and has to move.
He and his wife pack all their belongings into cardboard boxes and have them shipped off to their new home....
A man is on vacation, and one evening he is walking down the beach and he runs into a beautiful woman, who has no arms or legs.
She is crying. He asks her, "What's the matter?" She replies, "In all my life I've never been hugged....
A girl goes to her doctor and says "Doctor Doctor, I have a Y on my beast" and the doctor says "well how did it get there" and she says "I was doing my boyfriend and he was wearing a his College T-Shi
Yale", so the doctor says ok take this medicine you'll be fine, so the next day she goes back to the doctor and says "I have a BC on my breast" and the doctor asks how she got it there, and she says "I was being done by my other boyfiend and he's from Boston College" so he tells her to take the medicine, and the next day she is back and she tells the Doc she has a W on her breasts and her doctor said "let me guess, you have a boyfriend from Winscinson University" and she says "no I was with my girlfriend last night and she from Michigan University!...