97 There Was A Young Fellow Named Skinner Who Took A Young Lady To Dinner At A Quarter To Nine They Sat Down To Dine

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97 There was a young fellow named Skinner
Who took a young lady to dinner
At a quarter to nine
They sat down to dine;
At twenty to ten it was in her.
The dinner, not Skinner --
Skinner was in her before dinner.