97 There Was A Young Fellow Named Skinner Who Took A Young Lady To Dinner At A Quarter To Nine They Sat Down To Dine
97 There was a young fellow named Skinner
Who took a young lady to dinner
At a quarter to nine
They sat down to dine;
At twenty to ten it was in her.
The dinner, not Skinner --
Skinner was in her before dinner.
There was a young fellow named Tupper Who took a young lady to supper.
At a quarter to nine They sat down to dine, And at twenty to ten it was up her....
A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's OK, but the mole's ill....
There was this high school graduate who brought his girlfriend home for dinner one night.
He thought he had enough time to make love to her before his mother called him to dinner....
85 A young lady sat on a quay, Just as propper as propper could be.
A young fellow goosed her, And roughly seduced her, So she thanked him and went home to tea....
92 A young violinist from Rio Was seducing a lady named Cleo.
As she took down her panties She said, "No andante...
There was a young lady of Trent Who said that she knew what it meant When he asked her to dine, Private room, lots of wine, 'She knew, oh she knew!
but she went!...
100 There was a young lady of Spain Who took down her pants on a train.
There was ayoung porter Saw more than he orter, And asked her to do it again....
There was a young fellow named Simon Who tried to discover a hymen, But he found every girl Had relinquished her pearl In exchange for a solitaire diamond!
Time: Early Sixties. Place: Yourtown, USA A young unmarried couple decides after a few dates that they are going to sleep together.
So, the guy, Tom, goes to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms....