156 Visas erat: huic geminarum Dispar modus testicularum
Minor haec nihili, Palma triplici, Jam fecerat altera clarum....
157 There was a young fellow whose dong Was prodigiously massive and long.
On each side of his whang Two testes did hang That attracted a curious throng....
158 There was a young man from East Wubley Whose cock was bifurcated doubly.
160 There was a young fellow from Florida Who liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her.
When they got into bed He cried, "God strike me dead!...
161 An old man at the Folies Bergere Had a jock, a most wondrous affai
It snipped off a twat-curl From each new chorus girl, And he had a wig made of the hair....
162 There was a young man with one foot Who had a very long root.
If he used this peg As an extra leg Is a question exceedingly moot....
163 In the case of a lady named Frost, Whose cunt's a good two feet acrost, It's the best part of valor To bugger the gal, or You're apt to fall in and get lost.
164 A certain young person of Ghent, Uncertain if lady or gent, Shows his organs at large For a small handling charge To assist him in paying the rent.
165 There was an old woman of Ghent Who swore that her cunt had no scent.
She got fucked so often At last she got rotten, And didn't she stink when she spent....