116 There was a young lady of Twickenham Who thought men had not enough prick in 'em.
117 There was a young lady named Twiss Who said she thought fucking a bliss, For it tickled her bum And caused her to come .
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118 There once was a husky young Viking Whose sexual prowess was striking.
Every time he got hot He would scour the twat Of some girl that might be to his liking....
119 At the moment Japan declared war A sailor was fucking a whore.
He said, "After this poke `Long and hard' ain't no joke...
120 There was a young lady of Wheeling Said to her beau, "I've a feeling My little brown jug Has need of a plug" -- And straightaway she started to peeling.
121 Two anglers were fishing off Wight And his bobber was dipping all night.
A couple was fishing near Clombe When the maid began looking quite glum, And said, "Bother the fish!
I'd rather coish!" Which they did -- which was why they had come....
As two consular clerks in Madras Fished, hidden in deep shore-grass, "What a marvelous pole," Said she, "but control Your sinkers -- they're banging my ass.
124 Love letters no longer they write us, To their homes they so seldom invite us.
125 There was a young student from Yale Who was getting his first piece of tail.
He shoved in his pole, But in the wrong hole, And a voice from beneath yelled...