166 There was a young man from Glengozzle Who found a remarkable fossil.
He knew by the bend And the wart on the end, 'Twas the peter of Paul the Apostle....
167 There was a young fellow of Greenwich Whose balls were all covered with spinach.
He had such a tool It was wound on a spool, And he reeled it out inich by inich....
169 A mathematician named Hall Had a hexhedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker, plus eight, Was four fifths of five eighths of fuck-all.
170 There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of a marrow.
He said to his tart, "How's this for a start?...
171 There was a young fellow named Harry, Had a joint that was long, huge and scary.
172 There was a young girl named Heather Whose twitcher was made out of leather.
She made a queer noise, Which attracted the boys, By flapping the edges together....
173 There was an old curate of Hestion Who'd errect at the slightest suggestion.
174 There was a young man from Hong Kong Who had a trifurcated prong
A small one for sucking, A large one for fucking, And a `boney' for beating a gong....
175 A fellow whose surname was Hunt Trained his cock to perform a slick stu
This versatile spout Could be turned inside out, Like a glove, and be used a s a cunt....