102 There Once Was A Dentist Named Stone Who Saw All His Patients Alone.
102 There once was a dentist named Stone
Who saw all his patients alone.
In a fit of depravity
He filled the wrong cavity,
And my, how his practice has grown!
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS: COMBAT SANTA REVISITED T'was the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone.
I had come down the chimney with presents to give, And to see just who in this home did live....
A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
.. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
It had to happen sooner or later. Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony.
Doctor Green came over to see him. "Dobbins," he said, "What an honor....
When The Shoe's On The Other Foot by Art Buchwald It had to happen sooner or later.
Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony....