136 There was a young lady from Brussels Who was proud of her vaginal muscles.
137 There was a young lady of Bude Who walked down the street in the nude.
A bobby said, "Whattum Magnificent bottom!...
139 There was a young girl of Cah'lina, Had a very capricious vagina
To the shock of the fucker "Twould suddenly pucker, And whistle the chorus of "Dinah....
140 A lady with features cherubic Was famed for her area pubic.
When they asked her its size She replied in surprise, "Are you speaking of square feet, or cubic?...
141 There was a fat lady of China Who'd a really enormous vagina, And when she was dead They painted it red, And used it for docking a liner.
142 I met a young man in Chungking Who had a very long thing -- But you'll guess my surprise When I found that its size Just measured a third-finger ring!
143 There was a young man of Coblenz Whose ballocks were simply immense
It took forty-four draymen, A priest and three laymen To carry them thither and thence....
144 There was an old man of Connaught Whose prick was remarkably short.
When he got into bed The old woman said, "This isn't a prick, it's a wart....
145 There once was a girl from Cornell Whose teats were shaped like a bell.