105 The Spouse Of A Pretty Young Thing Came Home From The Wars In The Spring.
105 The spouse of a pretty young thing
Came home from the wars in the spring.
He was lame but he came
With his dame like a flame --
A discharge is a wondeful thing.
The spouse of a pretty young thing Came home from the wars in the spring.
He was lame but he came With his dame like a flame- A discharge is a wonderful thing....
The Polack came home from his job at the pickle factory and told his wife, "I have this terrible urge to stick my thing in the pickle slicer.
I know it's crazy, but I can't help it." His wife was shocked, "You mustn't even think of that!...
This fellow's wife was very flat chested. He came home from work one day and to his utter amazement, there was his wife with a pair of 44" breasts.
He said, "My gosh, Martha, what happened?" She said "Honey, I was making myself look all pretty for you and I was looking in the mirror behind the door, and I said to it, 'Mirror, mirror on the wall, make my tits size 44', and BOOM, look at the size of these suckers!...
RELIGIOUS Q. Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
A. Because people might think they were dancing. A Jewish couple had worked very hard to send their only son to college....
A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man....
RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
A certain young fellow from Ransome Had a dame seven times in a hansom.
When she shouted for more, Said he from the floor, The name, miss, is Simpson, not Samson....
There once was a Jewish mother, whose son came home one day and announced to his mother that he was marrying a Christian and would become a Christian and no longer be a Jew.
His Mom was horrified and went to see her friend....