105 The spouse of a pretty young thing
Came home from the wars in the spring.
He was lame but he came
With his dame like a flame --
A discharge is a wondeful thing.
Came home from the wars in the spring.
He was lame but he came
With his dame like a flame --
A discharge is a wondeful thing.
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