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• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991, The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3.
  8 1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?...
• Various Ways To Say "Having Sex" Bang Be the rug doctor Beaver shooting Been ridin' broomsticks since she was fifteen Bend her over and load her like a shotgun Bit-o-the-ol'-in-out Bite the bearded clam Bob the knob Boink Bone Smuggling Bopping Bottom knockin' Bounce the Brillo Break her open like a shotgun Buff the helmet Buffing Bumping uglies Bury the hatchet Butter her muffin Carpet munching Check her oil Clean the carpet Come to my bed and let's practice parallel parking Cuttin' a slice Dance the buttock jig Dent the egg Dip your wick Do it Do the horizontal mambo Do the Wild Thing Doing it Doing the nasty Dueling Bedsprings Eat at the Y Feed the bear Fenorking Fit pipe Flat Dancing Fooling around Fuck Get a leg over Get your bone honed Get your noodle wet Gettin' Busy Getting you ashes hauled Getting your bunny boiled Getting your canoe shellacked Getting your horns filed Getting your weiner wet Give her the time Giving her a pearl necklace Go like a rat up a rhododendron Goin' horizontal Hammerin' Hawaiian Muscle Fuck (titty-fuck) He hasn't had his tires rotated in months Hide and shriek Hide the HotDog Hide the sausage Hiding the salami Hobble Hose I wanna bust that body I'm having lunch at the Y.
  It's a box lunch - furburgers! I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe Lay cable Lay pipe Lay the hen Let's go "Whale some babes"!...
• Typical Male... A man came home from work and sat in his recliner, happy to be home and relaxing after a long and hectic day at the office.
  He called to his wife, "Honey, bring me a beer before it starts....
• Getting The Job Done Jane entered the kitchen one morning, reached to turn on the light, and it didn't work.
  After replacing the bulb, still no light. When John, her husband, came home, she said "Honey, the light switch is broken....
• Herewith ten easy lessons gleaned from the experiences of a number of would-be robbers.
  ... 1) PICK THE RIGHT BACK - You don't want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money....
• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• 55 "Snyder's got a stiff ticket," said Kay, "Come on, take it out, and let's play.
  He pulled it on out, But she started to pout, His ticket was only a quarter-inch stout....
• After months of scrimping and bargain hunting to make ends meet, a woman begged her tight-fisted husband to give her some shopping money.
  Can't you just give me an extra ten dollars so I can buy a roast?...