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57 There Was An Old Lady Who Lay With Her Legs Wide Apart In The Hay, Then, Calling The Ploughman, She Said, "Do It Now, Man!

57 There was an old lady who lay
With her legs wide apart in the hay,
Then, calling the ploughman,
She said, "Do it now, man!
Don't wait till your hair has turned gray."

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