56 A Pansy Who Lived In Khartoum Took A Lesbian Up To His Room, And They Argued All Night Over Who Had The Right To Do What, And With Which, And To Whom.
56 A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.
56 A pansy who lived in Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room, And they argued all night Over who had the right To do what, and with which, and to whom.
Once a young gay from Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night Over who had the right To do what, and with which, and to whom....
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS: COMBAT SANTA REVISITED T'was the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone.
I had come down the chimney with presents to give, And to see just who in this home did live....
young man who lived in Khartoum Was exceedingly fond of the womb.
He thought nothing finer Than the female vagina, So he kept three of four in his room....
When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
A man went to a doctor. Some say he went there to have an operation to become Polish
others say he wanted to become an Aggie; there's yet another faction who claims that he wanted to work at the post office...
An astronomer on an extended lecture tour became weary of delivering the same lecture night after night.
He confided this state of mind to his chauffeur as they were driving to their next destination....
RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane assylum that is reknowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods.
They begin by visiting some of the patients. The first patient they visit is a young woman....