64 Have You Heard Of Knock-kneed Samuel McGuzzum Who Married Samantha, His Bow-legged Cousin?
64 Have you heard of knock-kneed Samuel McGuzzum
Who married Samantha, his bow-legged cousin?
Some people say,
Love finds a way,
But for Sam and Samantha it doesn'.
A whale couple was strolling along the seaside (whales are monogamous, you know), when the male whale spotted another whale being harrassed by a whaling ship.
We'll call the male whale Dick for conveinience, and his female compaion Jane....
Man and wife make one fool. A fate worse than death
o be married alive. Don't marry for money. You can always borrow it cheaper....
MARRIAGE HUMOR MARRIAGE HUMOR by Jack Henshall -------------------------------------------- Some old.
..some new How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free....
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From a list of statistics in the September issue of Glamour Magazine.
.. 1. Most marriages occur in June. The least number of marriages occur in January....
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that....
Tips on love. (All questions were answered by kids age 5 to 10) WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom....
NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged...
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwy...