36 A Nervous Young Fellow Named Fred Took A Charming Young Widow To Bed.
36 A nervous young fellow named Fred
Took a charming young widow to bed.
When he'd diddled a while
She remarked with a smile,
"You've got it all in but the head."
A widow who fancied a man some Was diddled three times in a hansome.
When she clamored for more Her young man became sore And exclaimed "My name's Simpson not Samson....
A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
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A young man was working in the produce department of a grocery store when a customer came up to him and asked if he could buy a half of head of lettuce.
He said he would check with his manager, however did not notice that the customer was following him to the back of the store....
While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.
I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table....
A woman is nearly caught with her lover when her husband comes home early.
To hide her lover, she puts him in the closet. While in the closet, the lover soon learns that he is not alone....
And so...the young, innocent farmgirl finally made it to the big city.
Upon landing her first real job as a Greyhound bus driver, she expressed her excitement about her new job by pleasantly greeting each passenger that she picked up along her route....
160 There was a young fellow from Florida Who liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her.
When they got into bed He cried, "God strike me dead!...