I Once Knew A Harlot Named Lou -- And A Versatile Girl She Was, Too.
"I once knew a harlot named Lou --
And a versatile girl she was, too.
After ten years of whoredom
She perished of boredom
When she married a jackass like you!"
A teenage girl gave birth to illegitimate identical twins and put them up for adoption.
One was adopted by a Mexican couple and named Juan....
Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
All You'll Ever Need to Know About Marriage: ** Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits, and then complain that he's not the man she married?
** Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age....
A harlot of note named Le Dux Would always charge seventy bucks, But for that she would suck you, And wink-off and fuck you -- The whole thing was simply de luxe!
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to be different, so I called my dog "Sex.
I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name....
Why to not buy Madonna's Lingerie: 10> Far to thin to cost that much 9> Twisted guys wear it more often than girls 8> You don't want to buy that stuff from anyone wearing road pylons on her chest!
7> God knows where her hands have been... 6> God knows where SHE'S BEEN!...