29 There Was A Young Lady Of Ealing And Her Lover Before Her Was Kneeling.
29 There was a young lady of Ealing
And her lover before her was kneeling.
Said she, "Dearest Jim,
Take your hands off my quim;
I much prefer fucking to feeling."
120 There was a young lady of Wheeling Said to her beau, "I've a feeling My little brown jug Has need of a plug" -- And straightaway she started to peeling.
Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom.
Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said....
A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and after careful consideration, he decided to buy her a pair of gloves.
Accompanied by his sister, he went to a women's wear shop and bought a pair of expensive gloves....
A MONDERN, PC FAIRY TALE There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them.
Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes referred to as "mother", although she didn't mean to imply by this term that she would have thought less of the person if a close biological link did not in fact exist....
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday.
He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result....
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True Story? Last weekend I was in the grocery store getting a gallon of milk.
As a walk up to the check out line the lady in front of me turns around and says, " You are such a doll, you look almost identical to my daughter....
186 The wife of young Richard of Limerick Complained to her husband, "My quim, Rick, Still grows in diameter Each time that you ram at he
How can your poor tool stay so slim, Rick?...