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Light Bulb Jokes
- How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
What kind of answer have you got in mind...
- How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Don't mind me, I'll just sit here in the dark...
- How many generals does it take to change a light bulb?
1,000,001. One to change the bulb, and 1,000,000 to...
- How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the...
- Q:" How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Three - One to curse the darkness, one to light...
- Q:" How many tenors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Three - One to do it and two to stand there and...
- Q:" How many (computer) programmers (or software engineers) does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, it's a hardware problem.
"A:" None, they...
- Q:" How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Six - One to turn the bulb, one for support, and...
- Q:" How many Marinites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the...
- Q:" How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Five - One to change the bulb and four more to...
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