- How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
- How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
What kind of answer have you got in mind?
- How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Don't mind me, I'll just sit here in the dark while you go out and have fun.... - How many generals does it take to change a light bulb?
1,000,001. One to change the bulb, and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where we need light bulbs again.... - How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
- Q:" How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Three - One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb.... - Q:" How many tenors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Three - One to do it and two to stand there and tell each other how they could have done it better.... - Q:" How many (computer) programmers (or software engineers) does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, it's a hardware problem.
"A... - Q:" How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Six - One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to (share)
the experience.... - Q:" How many Marinites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss
the environmental impact....
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