Q:" How Many (computer) Programmers (or Software Engineers) Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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"Q:" How many (computer) programmers (or software engineers) does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, it's a hardware problem.
"A:" None, they just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.
"A:" Three - actually, it only takes one, but two can be relied upon
to leave the project in the middle of the job.