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• Q: How many WASP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Silly, WASP's don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub....
• Q: How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub....
• Q:" How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet....
• Q: How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Five, one to hold the bulb, and four to turn the ladder....
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• Q: How many Southern Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Eleven. One to change the bulb, 5 to share the experience, and five to file the environmental impact statement....
• Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Silly, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs....