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Light Bulb Jokes
- Q:" How many "Real Men" does it take to change a light bulb
A:" None, "Real Men" aren't afraid of the dark.
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- Q:" How many "Real Women" does it take to change a light bulb
A:" None, "Real Woman" would have plenty of real men...
- Q:" How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb
A:" None ... ("Thats all right...I'll just sit here...
- Q:" How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb
A:" Only one, but he'll tell everybody...
- Q:" How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb
A:" Only two, but the hard part is getting them into...
- Q:" How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb
A:" Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case...
- Q:" How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb
A:" That's a military secret...
- Q:" How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb
A:" One to call the electrician and one to mix the...
- Q:" How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb
A:" None, the light bulb contains the seeds of its...
- Q:" How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb
A:" 1,000,001 - One to change the bulb and 1,000,000...
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