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• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? The bucket!
• What is the difference between God and a lawyer? God does not think he is a lawyer.
• What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
  God doesn't think he's a lawyer....
• What's the difference between an angry rooster & a lawyer? The rooster clucks with defiance...
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a cold-blooded snake with a guilty conscience?
  The conscience....
• What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster clucks defiance.
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.
• What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? Lipstick.