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• Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
• Q: How do you get a black man out of a tree in Alabama?? A: Cut the rope.
• Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
• Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
  A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
• How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree? Wave to him.
• How do you know when an Iraqi is well-hung? - When the slack comes out of the rope, and his heels are 2" above the ground.
• THERE WERE THESE THREE GUYS, A MEXICAN, A BLACK, AND A POLOCK.
  WHILE LIVING IN MEXICO, THEY GOT CAUGHT SELLING DRUGS....
• How do you get them out? With a straw!
• How do you get an elephant on top of an cherry tree? Stand her on an cherry and wait fifty years.