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• Q: What does NASA stand for? A: Need Another Seven Astronauts.
• What kind of hamburgers do Italians eat? Woppers.
• Q: What do soy beans and vibrators have in common? A: They're both meat substitutes.
• Wanting to convert to the Catholic faith, Sam Goldstein was allowed to join the Church under the condition that he would, henceforth, obey all the laws governing the Catholicism.
  "Remember," warned the priest, "you also are not allowed to eat meat on Fridays....
• * DO NOT EAT *
• What is 69 squared? Dinner for 4. What is 68? You do me and I owe you one.
• How do you fit 11 astronauts in a VW Bug? Two in the front, two in the back and seven in the ashtray.
• Q: Why do Poles make the best astronauts? A: Because they take up space in school.