What Do You Call A Deer With No Eyes? Have No Ideer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Have no ideer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no idea!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye deer.
Why do Indians wear jock straps? Totem pole.
What do you call a gay indian? Brave Fucker !...
There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
So a mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are out hunting together.
They spy a *deer in the woods. The physicist calculates the velocity of the deer and the effect of gravity on the bullet, aims his rifle and fires....
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of the American Indians.
After a tour of the reservation they lived on, she asked why there was a difference in the number of feathers found in the headdresses of the various Indians....