Why Shouldn't You Put An Ad In The Paper If Your Dog Is Lost? Because Dogs Can't Read.
Why shouldn't you put an ad in the paper if your dog is lost?
Because dogs can't read.
Sally: I've lost my dog. Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read....
Q: Why are dogs better than kids? A: When you get sick of your dog, you can put it to sleep.
Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women ** Dogs love it when your friends come over.
** Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. ** Dogs think you sing great....
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN ** Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).
** Dogs love it when your friends come over. ** Dogs think you sing great....
TOP 15 REASONS TO OWN A CAT OVER A DOG 15. Cats purr.
Dogs drool. 14. Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny....
Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can.
Dog Quotations "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" --Unknown "Some days you're the dog
ome days you're the hydrant." -- Unknown "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies....
Doggy Definitions LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your people where you want them to go.
DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room....