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  Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read....
• Q: Why are dogs better than kids? A: When you get sick of your dog, you can put it to sleep.
• Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women ** Dogs love it when your friends come over.
  ** Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. ** Dogs think you sing great....
• WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN ** Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).
  ** Dogs love it when your friends come over. ** Dogs think you sing great....
• TOP 15 REASONS TO OWN A CAT OVER A DOG 15. Cats purr.
  Dogs drool. 14. Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny....
• Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
  ..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
• Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can.
• Dog Quotations "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" --Unknown "Some days you're the dog
  ome days you're the hydrant." -- Unknown "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies....
• Doggy Definitions LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your people where you want them to go.
  DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room....