Why Do Bananas Put On Suntan Lotion? To Keep From Peeling.
Why do bananas put on suntan lotion?
To keep from peeling.
How do you keep little black kids from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.......
Q: Why do lawyers wear neckties? A: To keep the foreskins from covering up their faces.
Q: Why do black guys wear high-heeled shoes? A
To keep from scraping their knuckles when they walk...
Top Ten President Clinton Summer Fun Tips 10. If you use Crisco instead of suntan lotion, you can fry burgers on your chest 9.
Accidentally" lose trunks in White House pool 8....
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes -------------------------------------- 1.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?...
Q: How do you keep from losing an erection? A: Don't fuck with it.
New Years Resolutions That You Can Really Keep... Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?
Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish?...
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of drive-up ATM's?
Why put off till tomorrow what you'll never do anyway?