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• Q: What's black, has two legs, and flies? A: A bird.
  Q: What's black, has four legs and flies? A: Two pairs of trousers....
• What's a Puerto Rican limousine? A garbage truck with Mercedes hubcaps.
• Sign on a garbage truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
• Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
  A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people....
• Seen on the back of a truck: If it's got tits or wheels, sooner or later it'll give you trouble!
• Q: What has four legs and one arm? A: A very happy pitbull.
• What kind of dog has four legs and one arm? -- A Pit Bull!
• What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull
• What has four legs and an arm?......... A happy pit bull.