The District Attorney requested all the robbery victims to come to
the police station to study a lineup of five people. He placed his suspect
at the end of the line. Then he asked each to step forward and say, "Give me
all your money...and I need some change in quarters, nickels and dimes." The
first four did it right. However, when it was the last man's turn to recite,
he broke the case by blurting out, "That isn't what I said."
the police station to study a lineup of five people. He placed his suspect
at the end of the line. Then he asked each to step forward and say, "Give me
all your money...and I need some change in quarters, nickels and dimes." The
first four did it right. However, when it was the last man's turn to recite,
he broke the case by blurting out, "That isn't what I said."
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